Thank u @tiwaztyrsfist for context HSJDKFKGL
Oh my god, the story’s real?
i love how OP describes something straight out of Stephen King, and a bunch of people are like “yeah it’s one of them fake CIA towns”, like it’s just one of those things everyone but the OP knows about
update: i started telling this story to my military brat husband, and he was like “oh like one of those fake special forces training towns?” ok are OP and I the only ones out of the loop??
apparently the FBI has a non-secret one of these: https://www.fbi.gov/services/training-academy/hogans-alley
OP be like
This is so much funnier from the POV of the staff
“Sir, can’t I just show him my ID and tell him to leave?”
“No, we can still salvage this. Put on the McDonald’s uniform.”
yr all liars. OP broke thru a seam in the simulation. tap de lyin’ ye dyamn liards!
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